MY VIEWS, YOUR VIEWS Where are our young going? Do we as parents aspire our children to achieve? Have we installed the right values in them which we hope our parents so proudly gave us? Do we let society predict our way of life ? Has smiling become an art or have we become a miserable race? You tell me ............
Hey Girls!
Sounds good to me!!
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy
"Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, went on holidays, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.
THE END
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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death.
